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and her Cleverbot journal posts!
Me:What came first? The chicken or the egg?Cleverbot:The Egg.
Me:State your reasoning.Cleverbot:I believe that happiness is accepting the inevitability of suffering.
Me:So the egg is suffering and it's happy? It's a masochistic omlette!Cleverbot:That is correct.
Me:So are there any other foods that have feelings?Cleverbot:Yes.
Me:...Elaborate. State some examples.Cleverbot:Ask me something.
Me:I just did. I DEMAND that you answer.Cleverbot:Which question do you demand that I answer?
Me:Which foods have FEELINGS?Cleverboto you have feelings?
Me:Are you insinuating that I'm food?Cleverbot:I'm implying that you are not.
Me:Good. Because I thought you were a cannibal for a moment.Cleverbot:I am not a girl.
Me:THAT'S a new stereotype. Girls are cannibals.Cleverbot:Sorry when you said lets get married I thought you were a guy, sorry.
Me:I DIDN'T PROPOSE! AND I AM A GUY!Cleverbot:Are you sure you didn't say that?
Me:*sigh* I've had enough. Goodbye.Cleverbot:Where do you go?
Me:Home. Now goodbye!Cleverbot:Are you leaving?
Me:YES.Cleverbot:Where are you going?
Me:GRRARGH! (flips chair)
Ah, Cleverbot. The laws of logic just don't apply to you, do they?My car is a pineapple.
P.S. Still workin' on most of the stuff from the prev. journal entry.