Literature
Horror Sitcom
Darth Vader: *cough**cough*
Dracula: Vhy, Darth, do you have a cold?
Darth Vader: Nah, just a side-effect from smoking.
Dracula: You pinhead, you know you shouldeen't. You have hardly any lungs left.
Pinhead: Did somebody call my name?
*Canned Laughter*
Dracula:Nah, I vas telling him he should qvuit.
Darth Vader: But I need *cough* to lose weight for the 10 year high school reunion!
Pinhead: You want to be slender yet you have half your face melted off?
*Canned Laughter*
Slender: Hello everyone. Somebody mentioned me?
*Audience Cheers*
[Stares at audience, silence]
Pinhead: We're trying to get Vader to quit smoking.
Dracula: Ya,